CRAFT disease

[MQ MAD]

CRAFT disease

Cant
Remember
A
F*kn
Thing

Ever since another decade has aged me,
This "CRAFT" disease has come forward and bestowed itself upon me

Is it an age thing ???
Or is it the early stages of alzehmeirs ???

[the evil twin]

Dunno mate...

I can remember when you had to have a licence to possess a TV and the TV stations stopped broadcasting shows at about 10:30 PM, played the National Anthem then put that annoying tone on to wake you up so you could head off to bed but now I usually spend 1/2 an hour looking for my effing Car Keys that I put down only an hour ago.

If you suss it out please let me ... uummm.... errrrr... what was it we were talking about again?

[Sir Roofy]

Well yes now that you mention it -et- that wasnt that long ago,was that 5 decades ago as ive past 6 of them i cant remember ah well tv is 24/7 now so if you drop of theres always a new show on

[MQ MAD]

I though some of you older lads mite be able to shed some light

[growler2058]

I think CRAFT disease is an extension to Fith disease
F
In
The
Head

[wildgu6]

Could have something to do with your youth also......LOL.
(quote from one of our members)
The sun's shining, a light breeze is caressing the trees, the birds are singing in wondrous melody, kids are playing in the street, the rivers are flowing with milk and honey and lollipops are growing in my garden.........LMAO when I read this, Sorry Ro couldnt help it.
Aaahhh yes the secret garden.

[MQ MAD]

Is that lollipops growin in the garden or magic mushrooms ???

[Finly Owner]

I can't remember what I was replying to??????????????????????

[Bob]

One good thing about suffering from alzeimers is that you get to meet new friends every day

[Maxhead]

I suffer from booze CRAFT on occasions .....

[Maxhead]

That was some great gear Pete! LOL!

You might have to share!!...lol

[Spock]

Dunno mate...

I can remember when you had to have a licence to possess a TV and the TV stations stopped broadcasting shows at about 10:30 PM, played the National Anthem then put that annoying tone on to wake you up so you could head off to bed but now I usually spend 1/2 an hour looking for my effing Car Keys that I put down only an hour ago.

If you suss it out please let me ... uummm.... errrrr... what was it we were talking about again?

After turn the house upside down, shouting at "The Sequel" and kicking the cat for losing the bloody things.....I usually find them hidden in my hand, same story looking for my sunnies on top of my head. It's a bloody conspiricy I tell you. Must be those stinkin aliens again

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Jeeeez my mind wanders!!!!!

[Bob]

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

Perhaps this explains it all. have also posted in joke thread

[boggy2006]

yes, I think it's a great family day out.

[Bob]

yes, I think it's a great family day out.

????????????

[Bigrig]

An old man walks into a bar, sits down, and starts crying.
The bartender asks, “What’s wrong?” The old man looks at the bartender through
Teary eyes and between sobs says, “I married a beautiful woman two days ago. She’s a natural blonde, twenty-five, intelligent, a marvelous cook, a meticulous housekeeper,
Extremely sensitive to my wants and needs, very giving, my best friend, and intensely passionate in bed.”
The bartender stares at the old man for a brief moment and says, “But that sounds great! You have what every man wants in a woman, so why are crying?”
The old man looks at the bartender and says, “I can’t remember where I live!”

Perhaps this explains it all. have also posted in joke thread

Classic Bob - I know a similar one, but a bit too blue for the forum .. LOL!!

[boggy2006]

????????????

sorry, what was the thread about?

[Bob]

sorry, what was the thread about?

Ha Ha I am a little bit slow