nowoolies
18th March 2011, 12:38 PM
on his donkey
growler2058
18th March 2011, 12:58 PM
let alone a
nowoolies
18th March 2011, 01:14 PM
a hairy bunyip
AB
18th March 2011, 01:25 PM
that was shaved
nowoolies
18th March 2011, 01:32 PM
with blunt canetoads
growler2058
18th March 2011, 01:49 PM
and fairy floss
big_fletch
18th March 2011, 01:50 PM
To create a
growler2058
18th March 2011, 01:53 PM
sweet hairy ball
big_fletch
18th March 2011, 01:57 PM
All ready for
Bob
18th March 2011, 01:57 PM
Game of netball
growler2058
18th March 2011, 03:38 PM
where the winner
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 03:55 PM
eats sheeps brains
Bob
18th March 2011, 03:56 PM
With tomato sauce
growler2058
18th March 2011, 04:00 PM
like nanna used2
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 04:02 PM
make for growler
growler2058
18th March 2011, 04:04 PM
nasty ol nanna
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 04:05 PM
with lambs fry
growler2058
18th March 2011, 04:08 PM
and carp eyes
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 04:12 PM
. Along came Spiderman
growler2058
18th March 2011, 04:13 PM
and sorted nanna
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 04:15 PM
took her bush
growler2058
18th March 2011, 04:22 PM
to BB wolf
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 04:41 PM
where Riding Hood
growler2058
18th March 2011, 04:44 PM
laughed her ar5e
nowoolies
18th March 2011, 07:53 PM
then caught a
growler2058
18th March 2011, 08:52 PM
Nasty swine flu
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 08:56 PM
which is common
growler2058
18th March 2011, 08:57 PM
Hangin round pigs
Dhuck
18th March 2011, 09:26 PM
that can fly
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 09:28 PM
to Uranus and
big_fletch
18th March 2011, 09:32 PM
Back when he
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 09:35 PM
had no mud
AB
18th March 2011, 09:35 PM
and sniffed glue
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 09:40 PM
like a dirty
the ferret
18th March 2011, 09:50 PM
glue sniffer that
AB
18th March 2011, 09:52 PM
we all are...lol
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 09:56 PM
according to some
AB
18th March 2011, 10:00 PM
bugger up here ^
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 10:20 PM
who knows best
AB
18th March 2011, 10:23 PM
is not west
the ferret
18th March 2011, 10:53 PM
we're all gunna
Bigrig
18th March 2011, 10:59 PM
take the test
nowoolies
18th March 2011, 11:16 PM
is not west
AAHHHHHHMMMMMMMMMMMM sir lol
nowoolies
18th March 2011, 11:16 PM
to venture WEST
Clunk
19th March 2011, 01:52 AM
in your vest
hekarewe
19th March 2011, 02:00 AM
off many colours
Clunk
19th March 2011, 02:14 AM
with a knotted
growler2058
19th March 2011, 06:30 AM
flowery man bag
molongmick
19th March 2011, 09:08 AM
following the alien
hekarewe
19th March 2011, 09:19 AM
spiders from mars
nowoolies
19th March 2011, 09:41 AM
on a biig leash
Dhuck
19th March 2011, 10:00 AM
walked by astronauts
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 10:53 AM
in their jumpsuits
Dhuck
19th March 2011, 11:14 AM
across the desert
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 01:33 PM
on a horse
Dhuck
19th March 2011, 02:08 PM
with no name
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 02:12 PM
it felt good
hekarewe
19th March 2011, 02:13 PM
too be high
Dhuck
19th March 2011, 02:14 PM
to be out.
hekarewe
19th March 2011, 02:20 PM
gay and proud
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 02:22 PM
and on top
hekarewe
19th March 2011, 02:24 PM
of the float
ambition
19th March 2011, 02:24 PM
with purple sequins
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 02:26 PM
and lightning bolts
hekarewe
19th March 2011, 02:26 PM
in fluffy tuutuu
ambition
19th March 2011, 02:29 PM
and my best
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 02:34 PM
evening wear which
Dhuck
19th March 2011, 02:38 PM
consists of nothing
ambition
19th March 2011, 02:40 PM
but a tartan
Bob
19th March 2011, 02:43 PM
skirt and sporran
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 02:44 PM
and the bagpipes
ambition
19th March 2011, 02:45 PM
, a japanese headband
Bob
19th March 2011, 03:17 PM
a samuri sword
ambition
19th March 2011, 03:19 PM
a cordless phone
growler2058
19th March 2011, 05:19 PM
Anda lithgow .303
Bob
19th March 2011, 05:20 PM
old army issue
growler2058
19th March 2011, 05:23 PM
With iron sights
Bob
19th March 2011, 05:25 PM
and rusty ammo
(by the way get back to replacing front bearings)
Dhuck
19th March 2011, 05:28 PM
split the chamber
growler2058
19th March 2011, 05:29 PM
sourced from India
ambition
19th March 2011, 05:32 PM
coz it's cheaper
growler2058
19th March 2011, 05:35 PM
so more fun
ambition
19th March 2011, 05:47 PM
than a snickers
growler2058
19th March 2011, 05:52 PM
in ya jocks
ambition
19th March 2011, 05:59 PM
or a rubber
growler2058
19th March 2011, 06:23 PM
novelty plucked chicken
ambition
19th March 2011, 06:40 PM
with angel wings
molongmick
19th March 2011, 07:03 PM
while wearing pink
Bigrig
19th March 2011, 07:41 PM
and sitting in
MS29431
19th March 2011, 07:52 PM
'cause there the
Maxhead
19th March 2011, 09:17 PM
armour was perfect
ambition
20th March 2011, 04:01 AM
and the stench
growler2058
20th March 2011, 08:12 AM
oh so fine
molongmick
20th March 2011, 10:09 AM
, but wait what
nowoolies
20th March 2011, 12:09 PM
the hells that
Bob
20th March 2011, 12:11 PM
just another patrol
nowoolies
20th March 2011, 12:14 PM
thought it wasa
timbar
20th March 2011, 01:29 PM
lochnest monster emerging
Bigrig
20th March 2011, 03:09 PM
from the swamp
Bob
20th March 2011, 03:14 PM
in bonny scotland
growler2058
20th March 2011, 03:42 PM
wearing a kilt
Clunk
20th March 2011, 05:49 PM
with a sporen
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:24 PM
Playing his bagpipes
growler2058
20th March 2011, 06:28 PM
while on scotch
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:30 PM
That he loved
Bob
20th March 2011, 06:37 PM
with ice only
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:38 PM
One after another
growler2058
20th March 2011, 06:41 PM
nectar of gods
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:42 PM
He sang as
Bob
20th March 2011, 06:43 PM
he got pi??ed
growler2058
20th March 2011, 06:44 PM
on from the
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:45 PM
Other bloke on
growler2058
20th March 2011, 06:46 PM
vodka and orange
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:47 PM
Which girls drink
growler2058
20th March 2011, 06:48 PM
for their boyfriends
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:50 PM
As guys drink
growler2058
20th March 2011, 06:51 PM
Beer n Rum
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 06:59 PM
But mainly jack-daniels
growler2058
20th March 2011, 07:17 PM
and canadian club
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 07:19 PM
As it tastes
Clunk
20th March 2011, 07:20 PM
oh so goood
growler2058
20th March 2011, 07:21 PM
with fish eggs
Clunk
20th March 2011, 07:22 PM
in a bucket
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 07:23 PM
All mixed together
growler2058
20th March 2011, 07:24 PM
with frozen pilchards
Clunk
20th March 2011, 07:25 PM
and smoked kippers
growler2058
20th March 2011, 07:26 PM
and fresh oysters
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 07:38 PM
Ina big stew
timbar
20th March 2011, 07:46 PM
with dumplings and
Clunk
20th March 2011, 07:46 PM
ready to eat
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 07:47 PM
Around the campfire
growler2058
20th March 2011, 07:58 PM
with fresh damper
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 08:00 PM
That's the best
timbar
20th March 2011, 08:04 PM
beer iv tasted
Clunk
20th March 2011, 08:05 PM
to soak up
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 08:07 PM
The left over
timbar
20th March 2011, 08:17 PM
camp fire stories
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 08:18 PM
That are scary
timbar
20th March 2011, 08:22 PM
and beerly true
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 08:23 PM
But still make
timbar
20th March 2011, 08:24 PM
a good nightly
big_fletch
20th March 2011, 08:26 PM
Trip all worthwhile
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 12:01 AM
to the dunny
Clunk
21st March 2011, 01:45 AM
to drop a
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 01:46 AM
very large toybota
timbar
21st March 2011, 02:10 AM
in and flush
Bob
21st March 2011, 06:25 AM
it down toilet
growler2058
21st March 2011, 06:35 AM
where it belomgs
Bob
21st March 2011, 06:40 AM
but it clogs
growler2058
21st March 2011, 06:42 AM
like a giant
Bob
21st March 2011, 06:46 AM
dirty dunny brush
Bigrig
21st March 2011, 07:54 AM
with steel bristles
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 08:04 AM
covered in excreta
growler2058
21st March 2011, 08:06 AM
that landcrabbers eat
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 08:49 AM
along with sumpoil
growler2058
21st March 2011, 10:08 AM
and busted diffs
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 10:23 AM
Out of Holdens
Bob
21st March 2011, 10:28 AM
you mean fords
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 10:29 AM
But I didn't
Bob
21st March 2011, 10:37 AM
definately not nissans
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 10:40 AM
and lada`s sump
timbar
21st March 2011, 11:19 AM
oil to put
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 12:35 PM
into prospective the
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 12:36 PM
issues for tissues
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 12:39 PM
Another update. Fantastic to see the quality is slowly lifting! lol
‘Beer anyone,” yelled ???????
“I’ll av arf,” shouted nowoolies to Andy, as he quickly chugs it down really fast their stinky armpits with their feet.
“Arrrr, that’s better – ‘n one fer me mate, Rossco, who works tirelessly to keep you lot well informed of this thread because no one else here drives a t t t – turbo intercooled scooters.
“Yer a clown in the circus touring the country, juggling tojo parts by their ears – big dumbo ears, with a looong wait for videos”.
“Ooooo, that hurts, but I like not just yours, but that one, with the big shiney thing on top, takes the cake and the beer back to mine for some fun at Growler’s Bar – where we all get totally p!$$ed and fall off our man bags on Doggy’s arm – that Doggy supplied and loves dearly his pink one. Onya mate –LMAO.
Can’t count either – and then the sheep took flight, jumped the moon, with the spoon of vile medicine of minced bunyips and spiders’ sweat mixed with bourbon. What a waste of spiders’ sweat, cause no one wants to drink that without sweat. And the bourbon, but will settle for nothing less for the bland gastronomical delight of something different – like a severe blockage – salami and vanilla flavoured icey cream, with 4 sardines.
But not everone likes sardines, so we should mix curry powder in with cane toads with three eyes and one long hot tube of chilli sauce, Amigo, for my tacos, not to mention Doggies man bag – the pink frilly one that matches his purple blue tutu and high heals sneakers with blue ankle straps that join his fishnet stockings and garter and his kaftan to his head with liquid na!l$ - redefining his outlook of all things great and small. Although he never became a vet, as he didn’t have the brains for that sort of sausage eating contest and skulling beer and occasional spirit, to make things that much simpler in the sloppy 4wd paradise park, tackling the mud with absolute glee – spraying all the cruisers in their path – then having a laugh at their sad, deeply bogged toys, which have no ballz – have manginas – az toymo drivers do lack in ballz and real 4 x 4s are NISSAN PATROLS – withouta doubt, that is given oh what a feeling.
Izza Nissan, see. Patrol the way to neverending enjoyment – mud…rocks…hills - and nothing to upset the applecart and make us feel all sober – which is bad for responsible alco’s - as they love the mud and having a beer or bourbon whiskey, whilst trying to kiss the woman belonging to their friend, onion ring, from HJ’s.
From ch!ne$e restraurant number 69 please wiv fly lice’
“Jeprey, bring prease number florty fwee?”
“No more orders - giving away Chinese - prefer a curry in a hurry with macka’s flurrie vindaloo indaloo”.
“Here comes Chucky”.
“Oh, that’s mucky”
“Wow, that’s lucky – not Kentucky friend and without the cane toads ontop, that make it like Bob’s applepie with lotsa cream – cane toad cream from squashed ones.
“You two sick”!
Fresh juicy runny glistening toad entrails- and loving it – the thought of as they slide over one’s tung, around the gums while taking it to their campsite on the barbeque. Chops n beer in a old keg BBQ, next to esky full of icey poles and lollies, bourbon and coke and funny smoke of the psychedelic dried marigold bush after reaching maturity from down south of the river – near our friends with their silly smiles and crazy hats and flowers in their very large and pretty dresses and huggin trees to stop the koalas from descending to attack possums and the drop bears that attack randomly when out bush on the unsuspecting city folk when looking for mushies in pine forrest with billy tea, made Billy silly and started to see magical colours and drop bears.
Bloomin pesky bears, falling from sky and denting their trippers’ heads. Must wear hardhats to be safe in the forrest with the lumberjacks choppin gold tops near camp grounds surrounded by bunyips, with no where to run and nowhere to hide because there are no forests on planet Mars – only aliens who eat bunyips with pasta on the side and big cane toads jumping around on the plate while I’m trying to tie shoelaces of spaggetti toasties dribbling down your left trouser leg and straight into Clunk’s left boot and out through the lace holes. The spaggetti ran, coz it stank – being sock contaminated with toe jam smeared all over his rancid boots.
But alas, no more, and they dissolved and….
“OMG. What’s that”?
“It’s a shopping trolley overfilled with delicious beer and bundy rum”.
MMMMM rum mmmmm didliy yum yum.
P!$$ed again and no more work, no more bundy. Dhuck sobbed profusely.
“Dhuck has water.”
“Great.”
“Let’s drown wooly’s suggestion.”
“Quick, go buy bourbon>”
“Prefer the beer or polish spirit over some of my bacon.”
Not what I would try at Easter. Is not that bad when you’re on your knees and looking up at the stars.
With hands out to his sides, he started flapping, and flew away – never to be kept in captivity for the rest of the night for being bad at being bad. Just like Tiom, who posts naughty but nice pics, which gets deleted – like my aliens, by mysterious means, or alien haters from nudist camps, carrying man bags, whilst skidding around the strawberry fields in pink tutus singing YMCa and Mancho, mancho man – with fluffy bits manbag hanging between skinny, very long, think skanky twig legs – that no one has ever seen on his donkey, let alone a hairy bunyip that was shaved with blunt canetoads and fairy floss – to create a sweet hairy ball.
“Allready for a game of netball, where a winner eats sheep brains with tomato sauce like nanna used2 make for growler?” Nasty ol nanna – with lambs fry and carp eyes. Along came spidaman and sorted nanna. Took her brush to BB w()lf, where riding h00d laughed her ar5e – then caught a nasty swine flu, which is common – hanging around pigs that can fly to Uranus and back, where he has no mud and sniffed gloo like a dirty gloo sniffer that we all are. Lol – according to some bugger up here ^ - who knows best, is not west.
We’re all gunna take the test. Aahhhhm, sir - lol
To venture west, in your vest of many colours, with a knotted flowery man bag following the alien spiders from mars, on a big leash, walked by astronauts in their jump suits across the desert on a horse with no name – it felt good to be high – to be out- gay and proud and on top of the float with purple sequins and lightning bolts in fluffy tuu tuu and my best evening wear, which consists of nothing but a tartan skirt and sporran and the bagpipes, a Japanese headband, a samuri sword, a cordless phone and a Lithgow .303 – old army issue with iron sights and rusty ammo split the chamber sourced from india – coz it’s cheaper. So more fun than a snickers in ya jocks or a rubber novelty plucked chicken with angel wings.
While wearing pink and sitting in, ‘cause there, the armour was perfect and the stench – oh so fine. But wait.
“What the hell’s that?”
“Just another patrol.”
“Thought it was a lochnest monster emerging from the swamp in bonny Scotland – wearing a kilt with a sporen, playing his bagpipes, while on scotch that he loved with ice only. One after the other, nectar of gods, he sang as he got pi??ed on from the other bloke on vodka and orange – which girls drink for their boyfriends, as guys drink beer n rum, but mainly jacks and c@n@d!@n Club, as it tastes oh so good with fish eggs in a bucket. All mixed together with frozen pilchards and smoked kippers and fresh oysters – in a big stew with dumplings and read to eat around the campfire, with fresh damper.
“That’s the best beer iv tasted to soak up the left over campfire stories – that are beerly true – but still make a good nightly trip all worth while to drop a very large toybota in and flush it down toilet where it belongs, but it clogs like a giant dirty dunny brush with steel bristles covered in …. that landcrabs eat along with sumpoil and busted diffs out of H0lden$.”
“You measn F0rd$?”
“But I didn’t.”
Definitely not Ni$$an$ and l@da sump oil to put into prospective the issues for tissues
growler2058
21st March 2011, 01:08 PM
tissues for snot
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 01:11 PM
being broken down
timbar
21st March 2011, 01:19 PM
for lada drivers
(always had a saying for lada drivers....lol)
(niva mind save up a lada money and buy a real 4wd one day)
u know why they put demisters in the back windows of lada's to keep their hands warm while they are pushing them after they break down .....lol
i hate lada's they are a lada sh!!!!!!!TTT
growler2058
21st March 2011, 02:17 PM
and their snotboxes
timbar
21st March 2011, 05:27 PM
and toy motas
growler2058
21st March 2011, 05:55 PM
cause they too
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 05:57 PM
smell really bad
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 05:58 PM
next to Grunt
growler2058
21st March 2011, 05:59 PM
which is hard
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 06:12 PM
Because of the
growler2058
21st March 2011, 06:27 PM
aromatic odour emitted
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 06:28 PM
From the shampoo
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 06:28 PM
and uva products
growler2058
21st March 2011, 06:38 PM
which are unknown
timbar
21st March 2011, 07:28 PM
as biochemical waste
growler2058
21st March 2011, 08:30 PM
But crabbers luvem
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 08:44 PM
Alot as they
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 08:45 PM
obviously, catch crabs
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 08:46 PM
And we then
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 08:47 PM
lassoe their tails
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 08:50 PM
And fry them
DX grunt
21st March 2011, 08:51 PM
to the point
growler2058
21st March 2011, 08:57 PM
Of no return
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 09:06 PM
And eat them
timbar
21st March 2011, 09:07 PM
bloody toymota drivers
growler2058
21st March 2011, 09:14 PM
With barbecue sauce
big_fletch
21st March 2011, 09:31 PM
And sweet chilli
timbar
21st March 2011, 09:34 PM
to makem taste
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 10:02 PM
for lada drivers
(always had a saying for lada drivers....lol)
(niva mind save up a lada money and buy a real 4wd one day)
u know why they put demisters in the back windows of lada's to keep their hands warm while they are pushing them after they break down .....lol
i hate lada's they are a lada sh!!!!!!!TTT
(oi mate 3 words only now you cant play for heaps roflmao).....................oopppsss bugger thats me out for a while as well hahahahah
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 10:03 PM
like squashed frogs
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 10:06 PM
eaten by russians
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 10:08 PM
drinink voldkaaaaa iceeeeee ( with russian accent lolol)
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 10:19 PM
from slurpee machines
Bigrig
21st March 2011, 10:30 PM
that they stole
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 10:45 PM
from colonel kadafi
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 10:55 PM
while on holidays
j_jtaylor
21st March 2011, 11:02 PM
in las vegas
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 11:04 PM
traveling with elvis
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 11:05 PM
showgirls fluffy nickers
Bigrig
21st March 2011, 11:06 PM
and sequinned jumpsuits
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 11:11 PM
that split right
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 11:27 PM
through your head
Clunk
21st March 2011, 11:27 PM
like an axe
Bigrig
21st March 2011, 11:28 PM
and down your
Clunk
21st March 2011, 11:29 PM
stinky a**e crack
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 11:33 PM
. Man that stinks
Clunk
21st March 2011, 11:35 PM
needs a wash
Dhuck
21st March 2011, 11:42 PM
with carby cleaner
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 11:42 PM
once a year
Clunk
21st March 2011, 11:44 PM
with a loofer
Bigrig
21st March 2011, 11:44 PM
and steel brush
nowoolies
21st March 2011, 11:53 PM
and ajax powder
Clunk
21st March 2011, 11:54 PM
scrub it hard
timbar
22nd March 2011, 12:01 AM
with bleach and
Clunk
22nd March 2011, 12:03 AM
plenty of elbow
timbar
22nd March 2011, 12:06 AM
Htb grease in
Clunk
22nd March 2011, 12:13 AM
the old toolbox
nowoolies
22nd March 2011, 12:34 AM
in the shed
Clunk
22nd March 2011, 12:38 AM
full of cr*p
timbar
22nd March 2011, 12:40 AM
and rusty bearings
nowoolies
22nd March 2011, 12:53 AM
has plenty of
timbar
22nd March 2011, 12:56 AM
mud to lubricate
Clunk
22nd March 2011, 12:59 AM
the old bones
nowoolies
22nd March 2011, 01:05 AM
of any bunyip
timbar
22nd March 2011, 02:15 AM
in the mud
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 06:25 AM
bath they enjoy
timbar
22nd March 2011, 01:00 PM
a roll inthe
Dhuck
22nd March 2011, 01:14 PM
clover in Dover
timbar
22nd March 2011, 01:16 PM
ndover like atoymota
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 02:56 PM
loosing the hillclimb
DX grunt
22nd March 2011, 05:03 PM
2a mighty Troll
Bob
22nd March 2011, 05:16 PM
a gu patrol
DX grunt
22nd March 2011, 05:18 PM
2005 DX ute
Bob
22nd March 2011, 05:19 PM
that will do
DX grunt
22nd March 2011, 05:20 PM
with lotsa DXgrunt (hehehehehehehe)
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 05:28 PM
But actually aGQ
DX grunt
22nd March 2011, 05:44 PM
tried'n tried but
DX grunt
22nd March 2011, 05:44 PM
just didn't cutit
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 05:50 PM
it ripped it
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 05:51 PM
Clean outa damud
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 05:52 PM
into the orbit
Bob
22nd March 2011, 06:18 PM
international space station
growler2058
22nd March 2011, 06:41 PM
to patrol the
Bob
22nd March 2011, 06:42 PM
realms of outerspace
Sir Roofy
22nd March 2011, 07:29 PM
with other trucks
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